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4月10日

If you're going to San Francisco...

And here I am again with yet another video from my unforgettable journey to California. This time I compiled all bits and pieces of my San Francisco memories into one tear-exciting video, featuring myself and my hosts DMK and Inna :) Sometimes when I am watching it - it does look like a piece devoted to DMK's untimely death :))) Dont worry, DMK is not dead, he just went home!
 
 
 
4月5日

Dancing Matt

Looks like I figured out my next route ;)
 
Matt dancing in 2005, when he was doing it for his own money just for fun.
Matt dancing in 2006, when it actually became his JOB!!! Have I chosen the right profession?  :)))
  
Taken from here.

California at a glance

Hello everybody! I have finally figured out the way to attach videos to my Blog, so now you can share my sweet memories of California in a better way! Here comes the first one - the Walk of Fame on Hollywood Bouleward! I was so much surprised by the number of the stars there!! It seems like everyone has his own star! And not only celebrities - looks like their mothers, aunties, best friends and best friends' dogs have one too!! Celtic tune at the background was added later to make it even more artistic ;)

 

Since I only had a few hours in LA I decided to go visit the famous Universal Studios. And here is another video from there. The background melody sounds a bit sad, but belive me, it is NOT how I felt there. I think it creates suitable "nostalgia" moood :)

  

Aside from many other increadible sights in the area, I was especially pleased to find the place (see attached below) where the eminent "Psycho" of Alfred Hitchcock was made!! The Bates managed to squeeze it into their 4 minutes music video for "Billie Jean" quite nicely.   

12月2日

My favorite part of "Pulp Fiction"

 
                                      THE WOLF

                       Good.  What I need you two fellas
                       to do is take those cleaning
                       products and clean the inside of
                       the car.  And I'm talkin' fast,
                       fast, fast.  You need to go in the
                       backseat, scoop up all those little
                       pieces of brain and skull.  Get it
                       out of there.  Wipe down the
                       upholstery -- now when it comes to
                       upholstery, it don't need to be
                       spic and span, you don't need to
                       eat off in.  Give it a good once
                       over.  What you need to take care
                       of are the really messy parts.  The
                       pools of blood that have collected,
                       you gotta soak that shit up.  But
                       the windows are a different story.
                       Them you really clean.  Get the
                       Windex, do a good job.  Now Jimmie,
                       we need to raid your linen closet.
                       I need blankets, I need comforters,
                       I need quilts, I need bedspreads.
                       The thicker the better, the darker
                       the better.  No whites, can't use
                       'em.  We need to camouflage the
                       interior of the car.  We're gonna
                       line the front seat and the
                       backseat and the floor boards with
                       quilts and blankets.  If a cop
                       stops us and starts stickin' his
                       big snout in the car, the
                       subterfuge won't last.  But at a
                       glance, the car will appear to be
                       normal.  Jimmie -- lead the way,
                       boys -- get to work.

        The Wolf and Jimmie turn, heading for the bedroom, leaving
        Vincent and Jules standing in the kitchen.

                                  VINCENT
                            (calling after him)
                       A "please" would be nice.

        The Wolf stops and turns around.

                                  THE WOLF
                       Come again?

                                  VINCENT
                       I said a "please" would be nice.

        The Wolf takes a step toward him.

                                  THE WOLF
                       Set is straight, Buster.  I'm not
                       here to say "please."  I'm here to
                       tell you want to do.  And if self-
                       preservation is an instinct you
                       possess, you better fuckin' do it
                       and do it quick.  I'm here to help.
                       If my help's not appreciated, lotsa
                       luck gentlemen.

                                  JULES
                       It ain't that way, Mr. Wolf.  Your
                       help is definitely appreciated.

                                  VINCENT
                       I don't mean any disrespect.  I
                       just don't like people barkin'
                       orders at me.

                                  THE WOLF
                       If I'm curt with you, it's because
                       time is a factor.  I think fast, I
                       talk fast, and I need you guys to
                       act fast if you want to get out of
                       this.  So pretty please, with sugar
                       on top, clean the fuckin' car.
 
;)
10月10日

Things To Do In An Elevator.

    1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
      on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
      and go back for more.
    3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
      wrong ones.
    4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
      know what floor your on.
    5. Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
      a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
      been?"
    6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
      scream, "That's mine!"
    7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
      ask if they have an apointment.
    9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
      them if they can hear ticking.
    10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
      procedures and exits with the passengers.
    11. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    12. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
      don't panic, they open again!"
    13. Tell people that you can see their aura.
    14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
      muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
      inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    16. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
      horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    17. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
      the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

What Not To Say To A Police Officer!

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"